So you want some of Dave, eh?

Well, I can help you out ...

Howdy, it's Louie Schlongenbohner here. I fix things for Dave and make all of his 'arrangements'. The Big Man is too busy to deal with all you folks that want to book him or get real friendly with him, so I take care of all that stuff for him. You wanna piece of Mr. Bleeding Edge Comedy, you gotta talk to me first. That's the way Dave wants it, that's the way I want it. Capiche?

So, you can book Dave for your comedy event, club, festival, fashion show, dog show, whatever you want. Just drop me an email with details and believe me, we can work something out. Ya know what I mean?

If you happen to be another one of the bazillions of killer-foxey mamas that want a personal comedy session, well okay. Just drop me a message and I can get back to you real quick with important details if you qualify. Read my lips. (Make sure you read the Comedy Groupie Info page first, it saves a lot of heartbreak all around, you hear me Little Miss Gucci Hot Pants ...?)

Email me: Dave's Manager, Mr. Louie Schlongenbohner